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This was forwarded to me by the author. Awesomeness...
McCain arriving in Washington
McCain: "I got here first!"
Experts: "John, you are out of breath."
McCain: "Thought you guys could use my help. I wanted to get here before Obama to show I'm a leader."
Experts: "Um, didn't you publicly say you don't know much about the economy recently?"
McCain: "Yes, but I've been talking to a lot of people."
Experts: "But didn't you say that the fundamentals of the economy are strong like a week ago?"
McCain: "Yes, but by fundamentals, I meant American workers."
Experts: "John, that really makes absolutely no sense. Really, I mean, that statement demonstrates how political you are being and how little you really know."
McCain: "Yea, but I got here first!"
Experts: "John, we have been working on this plan and debating it in detail, and you have been campaigning. There is really little, if anything, you can do. We think you are going to try and take credit when we come to a resolution."
McCain: "No, it's not that. I just really don't want to debate, or for Sarah to debate. There's only 30 days left - we don't want to screw it up."
Palin: "John...if I could..."
McCain: "Sarah, I told you not to talk!! ... ever! This is EXACTLY why I want to cancel your debate."
Experts: "Could you two please leave. We have work to do."
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